Black Watch. Two Anglican priests you probably don't want to mess with.
I'm hearing more these days about guys packing heat in church, CCW licensees sitting near the back of the church so that they can assess threats more quickly, etc. We live in dangerous times, and I believe it is incumbent on all male Christians to broach the question in their churches about how to prepare for an active shooter or some other kind of terrorist. It's the St. George sort of thing to do.